This offer has been around for years, and no free cookies have been received by fellow freebie hunters. Sad. I want free cookies!
To be fair, they’re a small, home-based business. Their kids created this character in 2009 and they were trying to market it. They wanted visitors (us) to call Trader Joe’s and Target to hopefully get their cookies on store shelves. I’m sure they would have sent free samples if they could have.
Although Xorknob is not yet available at Trader Joe’s or Target, you can taste him with a free sample. Xorknob’s current production runs are small, but we often have a few extras. Enter your information below and we will send you a small bag of cookie chunks, and we’ll try to include at least one whole Xorknob. He’s delicious!
Chris and Angela Mitchell from Xorknob.com here. Thank you so much Gauss44 for posting our site and letting everyone know about Xorknob the Original Alien Treat!! We are having out-of-this-world fun with our little green man and Mim’s Bakery and we appreciate everyone helping him invade Earth with delicious sweetness. We are getting many requests for him right now, and doing our best to fill orders. Each Xorknob is handmade with love and we can ship anywhere in the US (unfortunately not internationally at the moment). We are updating our website in response to the demand created by FatWallet. Also, you can be friends with Xorknob on Facebook and like him as well– just search for “Xorknob Xarblonian.” Thanks again everyone for your interest! Xorknob loves you! For additional information about how he was invented by our two sons, please visit www.xorknob.com. [source: FatWallet]